I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second.
next time you unfollow someone for having a bad day and venting on their blog remember to be perfect for the rest of your life
not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.
phone sex is so dope I still can’t believe my dick fits in the headphone jack
I asked my 18 year old brother the other day if he only liked girls that have thigh gaps, to which he replied “whats a thigh gap?”
this should tell you something
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick